15 analogies why idolizing your favourite idol is exactly like worshipping God

*This is a parody post. Please do not continue on reading the article if you have a tendency to feel easily offended by any type of light-hearted mockery towards any form of idol worship (*pun intended).

Let’s label both God, and your favourite idol as X.

1) The emotions overflow throughout your body, mind, and spirit when you either – feel or see X’s presence e.g. fainting spells, crying, screaming.

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2) You have a like minded community you – bond with, keep in regular contact with, and talk happily with about X.

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3) You spend money on activities, items, concerts, meet up sessions, talks, interviews related to X, which makes you financially-strapped.

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4) You are inspired and influenced by the quotes/verses said by X, or those who are associated to X e.g. religious leaders.

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5) You own a knowledge or physical archives / collections related to X e.g. religious quotes and symbols / pictures of idol.

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5) For some, X may be prioritized highly, or come first in their life e.g. God / idol is more important than my own family.

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6) You may seem to get criticised or hated on by others regularly for your staunch support, or belief in X e.g. idol haters, anti-religious supporters.

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7) You speak up and defend X when anything associated with it faces critique by rivals who do not believe in, or agree with X e.g. No one is suppose to talk shit about my religion or idol.

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8) There are sub-communities around the world, and even within the same country e.g. fan clubs from different countries; Protestants, Catholics, Methodists under the umbrella of Christianity.

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9) You have rival communities which you would never see eye to eye with, or disagree with – about matters related to X e.g. anti-X supporters.

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10) You look up to X as your role model e.g. I want to be more like X.

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11) X makes you feel special and loved e.g. I think about X when I’m struggling, and am at the lowest point of my life.

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12) Not all from the community may be exactly nice to non-fans/non-religious community, or even to their own fans/community. There are always good and bad apples, and some may be driven by skewed passion e.g. I will kill anyone who insult / leave my religion or God OR I will cyberbully those who are the supporters’ of my idol’s rival.

13) You celebrate special occasions of X e.g. Christmas day, idol’s birthday.

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14) X is perfect to you in all corners and angles e.g. X is always correct.

15) You look forward to building a relationship and getting closer to X.

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And for special mention: You would die to see X (*pun intended),

Enjoy your weekend with your idol, God, or yourself if you believe in / follow none. Everyone is free to judge each other’s lifestyles and belief systems on the existence of God or idol worship, so why give a f***? What is the most important is to lead a life we enjoy the most – with God, without a deity, with an idol, or without an idol 🙂 

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